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The dating scene is full of people who can't take a hint or can't take "no" for an answer (and many who apparently can't take showers, can't brush their teeth, or can't seem to go out in social settings without awkwardly embarrassing themselves).

The Rejection Hotline has existed since 2001 as a simple alternative to uncomfortable situations and it is a public service to both the rejector and to the rejectee!

Rejection Hotline




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OUR MOST POPULAR HUMOR HOTLINES:
Rejection Hotline
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Psychiatric Hotline
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Santa Hotline
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Bad Breath Hotline
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It Could Always Suck More
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OUR NEWEST HUMOR HOTLINES:
The Crank & Yank Sperm Bank-772-257-4407
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Happy Fathers Day
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Call our Mothers Day Hotline-Rated R 202-629-9927 or PG-13 202-629-9231
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Call the Vodka Hotline-772-257-4492
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Marijuana Legalization Endorsement Line-781-452-0647
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V-day Sucks-401-992-4027
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Not-So-Sweet Poem-973-409-3280
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Best V-day Gift Ever-973-409-3278
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For Singles on V-day-401-992-4047
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V-day is Evil-401-992-4026
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Bye Bye Bush Humor Hotline
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New Year's Resolution Hotline
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The I Do Not Hook Up Hotline - 973-409-3267
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Santa Hotline
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Hanukkah Harry
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Investment Advice
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Presidential Polling Center
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Billion Dollar Bailout
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Psychiatric Hotline
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Make ita 18
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Birth Control Reminder
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The Pissed Off Poet
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Hottie In The White House
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Human Resources Hotline
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High Gas Prices
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HOLIDAY/SEASONAL:
Get Over It Day
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Groundhog Day Sucks
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Valentine's Day Sucks
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Call The Easter Bunny
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Happy Mothers Day
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Happy Fathers Day
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Santa Hotline
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BREAKUP HOTLINES:
Breakup Bitch
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Breakup Butler
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JOB RELATED:
Human Resources
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I Quit Hotline
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You're Fired Hotline
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Employment Hotline
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Get Out Of Jail
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SITUATION-SPECIFIC VERSIONS OF REJECTION HOTLINE:
Service Industry's Rejection Hotline
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Telemarketers Nightmare
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One Night Stand Hotline
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He's Not Right For You
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Drunk Dial Hotline
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JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW:
Bad Breath Notification Number
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Body Odor Notification
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Booger Hanging Notification
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Something in Your Teeth Notification
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PRANK RELATED:
Presidential Polling Center
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Billion Dollar Bailout
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Rick Roll Hotline
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April Fools Hotline
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Pranksters Assistant
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Frustration Hotline
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WTF Hotline
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It Could Always Suck More
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COMEDY CALLS:
Learning Through Comedy
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Everyone Farts
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How Not To Interview
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How Students Party At UGA
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What We Can Learn From Michael Vick
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The Real Effects Of Global Warming
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Premarital Sex vs. Saving
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SAFE SEX/ BIRTH CONTROL REMINDERS:
Safe Sex Reminder #1
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Safe Sex Reminder #2
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Safe Sex Reminder #3
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Birth Control Reminder Hotline
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FACEBOOK RELATED:
Stop Poking Me!
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Stop Writing On My Wall!
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Stupid Groups
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You're An Addict
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POLITICAL RELATED:
Bye Bye Bush! Humor Hotline
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Presidential Polling Center
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Billion Dollar Bailout
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Campaign Headquarters
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Hottie In The White House
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RANDOM:
The Mind Reader Hotline
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Randy's Rectal Remover
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Call The Tooth Fairy
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Hottest Voicemail Ever
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Seasonal And Holiday Hotlines
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