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It Could
Always Suck More!TM


As much as things suck,
As bad as they get,
If you got cheated on,
If you're broke or in debt...

If you're aging or balding
or get a cold sore,
Don't ever forget:
IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!
Go!
Go!Go!