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One of our Rejection Hotline fan videos!

Rejection Hotline — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:20:00 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5RsE1pNyE

This one is for the Bad Breath Notification Number (631-960-7187), but there’s much more!
Rejection Hotline (212-660-2245)

It Could Always Suck More (305-503-0845)

Call to Santa (781-452-0835)

An Open Letter to Starbucks

Pissed off Poet! — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:51:00 GMT

An open letter to Starbucks:

If the cup size is small, then call it a small!
Don’t try to confuse me and call it a tall!

And if “grande” means big, then imagine my surprise
When a “grande” coffee is fuckin’ medium-size.

And how big is Venti? 20 ounces? Twenty-six?
I don’t speak Italian, you pretentious pricks!

So here’s a message for you clowns at Starbucks,
Dunkin Donuts kicks ass and YOUR coffee sucks!

Awkwardly Ironic!

Jeff Goldblatt — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:44:00 GMT

So I’m typing this on a plane (on my laptop) as I fly to San Francisco for some meetings, one of which is with Rooftop Comedy (www.RooftopComedy.com), one of our new content partners. We’ve got three of their comedians currently up on some of our Humor Hotlines (which I’m thinking about calling “Comedy Calls” instead, but anyway, back to my story). So I don’t know if this is irony or coincidence or what, but one of the Comedy Calls is about a guy who farts in an elevator, which, after hearing the routine, I thought was really funny and quite possibly one of the worst public-farting situations I could think of. Well, I was wrong….

As I’m writing my email to the Rooftop Comedy people to confirm my lunch meeting with them, I’m suddenly overcome by a horrific smell! Yep, it was pretty clear that someone sitting very close to me had just farted. I got stuck in a middle seat on this flight and I honestly couldn’t tell if it was the guy on my right, the woman on my left or if it was someone in the row in front of or behind us. But the worst part is that I knew that if I couldn’t tell who did it, everyone else (except the person who did it) was quite possibly thinking it was me!!!

Anyway, the Comedy Calls routine on “Farting-In-Public” is up
on this phone number: 317-352-6526
[And the other two are: 318-751-9054 (interview “tip”) and
316-201-9349 (learning thru comedy)]

P.S. What’s really awkward about this blog entry is that I’m pretty sure the both the guy on my right and the woman on my left is reading over my shoulder right now! [Seriously, if you’re reading this, just admit it if it was you!]

It Could Always Suck More... I could have been arrested on the cruise ship...

Jeff — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:00:00 GMT

This blog is actually being written by Jeff aboard a cruise ship, which happens to be the same cruise ship that made national news the other day when we were stopped just 5 miles before we hit international waters and US Marshals stormed the ship to apprehend and an alleged murderer! I saw all the Marshals (with bullet-proof vests!) but I didn’t see the guy when they actually caught him. If I had, I might have given him the “It Could Always Suck More” Hotline number (212-201-3515) and suggested he call it with his one phone call from jail. :)

Bad Breath is apparently an epidemic!

Sarah — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:55:00 GMT

631-960-7178. HEY. I NEED TO TALK TO U ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED. CAN U CALL ME ASAP

omg....i got this in a text message that said "my cell phone is about to die and i really need to talk to you about something. call me at 631-960-7178" ...

I got "Call me when you get a chance on this number 631-960-7178. It's important."

"Not getting enough attention posting your number in mens bathroom stalls? If you really need someone to tell you the truth, call 631-960-7178. Help is on the line 24/7. lol"

Text messages like these have been sent all over the country for the past two months! This phone number (the Just Thought You Should Know Bad Breath notification) received over 470,000 calls in January, and already has over 905,000 calls this month!
That's a lot of offensive people running around in need of mouthwash and a toothbrush. If you received this number from someone, tell us about it on our Message Board.

NEW Humor Hotlines for Valentines Day! (from RejectionHotline.com)

RejectionHotline.com — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:49:00 GMT

NEW Humor Hotlines for Valentines Day! (something for everyone so let us know which ones you like best - and fee free to pass them on!)

Valentine's Day SUCKS Hotline (from RejectionHotline.com) is 413-497-0024

Call To Santa! (Warning: NOT intended for kids!)

RH Brands — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Yeah, not much to say about this one. It's a call to the voicemail of Santa Claus - but you should probably call and listen yourself before passing on to any young children. We put this up, just to be funny (the way we launch most our stuff) and it just kinda took off and is now averaging more than one call EVERY SECOND!!!

678-928-3001

Call To Confess

RH Brands — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:50:00 GMT

Regardless of your religion,
or your specific belief,
Regardless of whether,
you're a saint or a thief.

Confessing your sins,
be they big sins or small,
Is a cleansing experience,
for one, and for all.

So think long and hard,
and take a breath deep,
And record your confession,
after the beep.
(Call To Confess: 848-482-5568)

"Ms Rejection Hotline" Contest!

RH Brands — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:07:00 GMT

Ms. Rejection Hotline Contest!
(Coming SOON so send in your pics NOW!)

Send an email to Contests@RejectionHotline.com with:
Your name, age, hometown, photo(s) of yourself,
and why you think you should be Ms. Rejection Hotline...

MySpace & Facebook Friends of the Month

RH Brands — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:04:00 GMT

MySpace & Facebook
Friends of The Month!
It's pretty simple to become eligible (see below)
If picked, you win free stuff (just for being our friend!)

Last Month's MySpace Friends of the Month:

To be eligible to be one of our "MySpace Friends of the Month",
all you need to do is:

1. Add Rejection Hotline as your friend.
2. Put us in your Top Friends.
3. Send an email to MySpaceFriends@RejectionHotline.com
to tell us when you've done 1 & 2

Last Month's Facebook Friends of the Month:

To be eligible to be one of our "Facebook Friends of the Month",
all you need to do is:

1. Add Jeff (the creator of Rejection Hotline) as your friend.
2. Join our Rejection Hotline group and our It Could Always Suck More group.
3. Send an email to FacebookFriends@RejectionHotline.com
to tell us when you've done 1 & 2

SOME OF OUR OTHER STUFF:

617-861-3962 The Original Rejection Hotline	212-201-3517 One Night Stand Hotline
323-213-4134 It Could Always Suck More	216-912-0163 Almost to Voicemail…
817-256-9693 Breakup Bitch	909-723-5660 Telemarketers Suck
401-427-2990 Breakup Butler (Nice)	207-228-0146 Call to Confess
803-234-8035 Breakup Butler (Not so nice)	571-527-2046 Call for Luck
805-351-8307 The Frustration Hotline	949-313-0673 Piss on You!
301-576-1105 Service Industry Rejection Hotline	424-202-6981 What the…???