TEMPORARY PAGE - LOTS OF NEW STUFF!
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Note from Jeff: We're in the process of re-launching the new site. In the meantime, this is where I'll be posting a lot of the new stuff we're testing (all feedback appreciated: feedback@RHbrands.com) or the stuff we just haven't gotten around to building a real page for yet. Please excuse the crappy design/aesthetics on these temp pages. I'm doing these mockups myself and I fully admit I am NOT a web designer! Thanks, ~ Jeff |
*NEW*
"HUMOR HOTLINES" LAUNCHING EVERY MONTH!!!
February '08: FIVE (5) New Valentine's Day Hotlines! (something for everyone!)
1) The official "Valentines Day SUCKS" Hotline is: 401-992-4027
(Whether YOU hate Valentine's Day or just know some bitter people who do, you should probably check this out :)
2) Give a quick call to the "Valentines Day is EVIL" Hotline: 401-992-4026
(Because there are a lot of true/evil facts YOU NEED TO KNOW about Valentine's Day! :)
3) Everyone who is SINGLE on Valentines Day needs to call: 401-992-4047
(Especially single guys looking to pick up a single girl on Valentines Night :)
4) The Best Valentines Day Gift you can EVER give... is this phone number: 973-409-3278
(Seriously. Don't spend money on a Valentines Day gift this year, just give your significant other this number :)
5) Instead of a traditional Valentine Card, just give loved ones this number to call: 973-409-3280
(It's not exactly a nice/sweet Hallmark Card, but at least they'll know you were thinking of them :)
January '08 Groundhog Day (SUCKS) Hotline: 413-497-0038
December '07 Call To Santa (NOT intended for young kids!) is: 413-241-2498
November '07 "Just Thought You Should Know" Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7178
October '07 The Breakup Bitch: 817-256-9693 | The Breakup Butler: 401-427-2990
The Best of '07: It Could Always Suck More: 781-382-3756
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1. CALL TO SANTA
(Warning: NOT intended for children!!!)
813-273-8160
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2. The New
"Make Voicemail Greetings Cooler!"
Initiative
(Check out the Top 10 below!)
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WHY?
Because the average voicemail greeting SUCKS! And, on average, it is approximately 15 seconds long. The average person will hear, on average, 6 voicemail greetings a day, for a total of:
- 90 seconds listening to voicemail greetings (that suck) each day,
- 10 and a half minutes listening to voicemail greetings (that suck) each week,
- ALMOST 10 HOURS listening to voicemail greetings (that suck) each year!?!?!?!
And not only is the average voicemail greeting boring and unoriginal, but they say things that are either ridiculously unnecessary/obvious or blatant lies!
EXAMPLE OF A NORMAL VOICEMAIL GREETING THAT SUCKS:
"Hey, this is Jeff...
[Really? I was kinda hoping it would miraculously be somebody ELSE'S voicemail]
...I can't take your call right now...
[Bullsh*t! Half the time that's a lie and you COULD have answered, but looked at Caller ID and CHOSE not to]
...but leave a message after the beep...
[Oh, THAT'S how it works? I thought I should just think really hard and you would somehow hear me]
...and I'll call you back as soon as possible.”
[Liar!]
So for all the reasons above (and because we like doing random sh*t like this), we're asking people to participate in the "Make Voicemail Greetings Cooler" Initiative!
THE TOP 10!
Here are the Top 10 we've got so far. Call, listen, and let us know which ones you like best (and keep in mind, all of these were actually on real cell phones!)
1. Randy's Rectal Removers: 401-992-4051
2. Birth Control: 413-497-0047
3. Hottest Voicemail Greeting EVER: 727-342-5575
4. The Definition of Pathetic: 617-502-8297
5. Annoying Sound: 603-413-4140
6. A not-so-sweet poem: 772-257-4417
7. Breaking News Story: 267-385-3706
8. What, you don't speak Vietnamese?!? 301-917-2204
9. You Can Do It... 443-321-0689
10. Piss on You! 847-859-7255
Support the "Make Voicemail Greetings Cooler" Initiative by changing YOUR OWN voicemail greeting today!
THREE WAYS TO SUBMIT YOUR OWN VOICEMAIL GREETING:
- Send an .mp3 to voicemail@rejectionhotline.com
- Dial xxx-xxx-xxxx and record it for us
- Put it up on your real phone and give us your number to call |
