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<option selected="selected">OUR HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS</option>
<option>The Original Rejection Hotline: </option>
<option>---212-660-2245</option>
<option></option>
<option>It Could Always Suck More: </option>
<option>---505-346-0102 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Bad Breath Notification: </option>
<option>---631-960-7187</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Breakup Butler: </option>
<option>---803-234-8035</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Breakup Bitch: </option>
<option>---202-629-9213 </option>
<option></option>
<option>One-Night-Stand Hotline: </option>
<option>---352-327-9031</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Tooth Fairy: </option>
<option>---215-475-5060</option>
<option></option>
<option>Call to Santa Claus: </option>
<option>---781-452-0836 </option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>It Could Always Suck More: </option>
<option>---505-346-0102 </option>
<option></option>
<option>One-Night-Stand Hotline: </option>
<option>---352-327-9031</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Bad Breath Notification Number: </option>
<option>---631-960-7187</option>
<option></option>
<option>Body Odor Notification Number: </option>
<option>---631-960-7171</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>The Breakup Bitch (mean): </option>
<option>---202-629-9213</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Breakup Bitch (no booty calls!): </option>
<option>---267-656-2028</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Breakup Butler (mean): </option>
<option>---803-234-8035</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Breakup Butler (gentle): </option>
<option>---202-448-8883</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Call to Santa Claus: </option>
<option>---781-452-0836</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Tooth Fairy: </option>
<option>---215-475-5060</option>
<option></option>
<option>Groundhog's Day Hotline: </option>
<option>---413-497-0038</option>
<option></option>
<option>The Easter Bunny's Cell Phone: </option>
<option>---973-409-3313</option>
<option></option>
<option>"Happy Mother's Day" Hotline: </option>
<option>---202-629-9227</option>
<option></option>
<option>"Happy Father's Day" Hotline: </option>
<option>---772-257-4480</option>
<option></option>
<option>Valentine's Day is Evil: </option>
<option>---401-992-4026</option>
<option></option>
<option>Valentine's Day Not-so-Sweet Poem: </option>
<option>---973-409-3280</option>
<option></option>
<option>For Single's on Valentine's Day: </option>
<option>---401-992-4047</option>
<option></option>
<option>Valentine's Day Sucks!: </option>
<option>---781-452-2069</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Hottest Voicemail EVER: </option>
<option>---216-912-0163</option>
<option></option>
<option>Birth Control Reminder: </option>
<option>---413-497-0047</option>
<option></option>
<option>Drunk Dial Hotline: </option>
<option>---386-682-3997</option>
<option></option>
<option>Piss on You!: </option>
<option>---949-313-0673 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Call to Confess: </option>
<option>---207-228-0146 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Randy's Rectal Removers: </option>
<option>---401-992-4051 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Call For Luck: </option>
<option>---571-527-2046</option>
<option></option>
<option>Not-So-Sweet Poem: </option>
<option>---772-257-4417</option>
<option></option>
<option>He's Not Right for You: </option>
<option>---609-986-0369</option>
<option></option>
<option>Get Over It Day Hotline: </option>
<option>---215-475-5059</option>
<option></option>
<option>Vent Hotline: </option>
<option>---205-453-6027</option>
<option></option>
<option>Telemarketer's Nightmare: </option>
<option>---909-723-5660 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Breaking News: </option>
<option>---267-385-3706</option>
<option></option>
<option>What, you don't speak Vietnamese?: </option>
<option>---301-917-2204</option>
<option></option>
<option>You Can Do It?: </option>
<option>---443-321-0689</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Prankster's Assistance Hotline: </option>
<option>---781-452-0842</option>
<option></option>
<option>Rick Roll: </option>
<option>---772-257-4501</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Political Headquaters for Clinton: </option>
<option>---240-258-4002</option>
<option></option>
<option>Political Headquaters for Obama: </option>
<option>---240-258-4001</option>
<option></option>
<option>Political Headquaters for McCain: </option>
<option>---240-258-4000</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Just Thought You Should Know-Teeth: </option>
<option>---631-960-7172</option>
<option></option>
<option>Just Thought You Should Know-Booger: </option>
<option>---631-960-7169</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Frustration Hotline: </option>
<option>---805-351-8307 </option>
<option></option>
<option>WTF? (please hang up): </option>
<option>---424-202-6981</option>
<option></option>
<option>Annoying Sound: </option>
<option>---603-413-4140</option>
<option></option>
<option>Call to Silence: </option>
<option>---301-576-1106</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Comedy Call "Learning": </option>
<option>---316-201-9349</option>
<option></option>
<option>Comedy Call, Everyone Farts: </option>
<option>---317-352-6526</option>
<option></option>
<option>Comedy Call, Interview Tip: </option>
<option>---318-751-9054</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Employment Hotline: </option>
<option>---401-992-4052 </option>
<option></option>
<option>I Quit! Hotline: </option>
<option>---413-497-0049 </option>
<option></option>
<option>You're Fired! Hotline: </option>
<option>---413-497-0050</option>
<option></option>
<option>Professional Reference Line: </option>
<option>---413-497-0051</option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Bad Connection Female: </option>
<option>---757-201-9026 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Bad Connection Male: </option>
<option>---270-392-3043 </option>
<option>----------------------------------</option>

<option>Leave a Message Female: </option>
<option>---845-290-8610 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Leave a Message Male: </option>
<option>---502-554-9135 </option>

<option>Spanish Rejection Hotline Female: </option>
<option>---915-307-9199 </option>
<option></option>
<option>Spanish Rejection Hotline Male: </option>
<option>---786-871-6150 </option>
<option></option>

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