OUR HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS The Original Rejection Hotline: ---212-660-2245 It Could Always Suck More: ---505-346-0102 Bad Breath Notification: ---631-960-7187 The Breakup Butler: ---803-234-8035 The Breakup Bitch: ---202-629-9213 One-Night-Stand Hotline: ---352-327-9031 The Tooth Fairy: ---215-475-5060 Call to Santa Claus: ---781-452-0836 ---------------------------------- It Could Always Suck More: ---505-346-0102 One-Night-Stand Hotline: ---352-327-9031 ---------------------------------- Bad Breath Notification Number: ---631-960-7187 Body Odor Notification Number: ---631-960-7171 ---------------------------------- The Breakup Bitch (mean): ---202-629-9213 The Breakup Bitch (no booty calls!): ---267-656-2028 The Breakup Butler (mean): ---803-234-8035 The Breakup Butler (gentle): ---202-448-8883 ---------------------------------- Call to Santa Claus: ---781-452-0836 The Tooth Fairy: ---215-475-5060 Groundhog's Day Hotline: ---413-497-0038 The Easter Bunny's Cell Phone: ---973-409-3313 "Happy Mother's Day" Hotline: ---202-629-9227 "Happy Father's Day" Hotline: ---772-257-4480 Valentine's Day is Evil: ---401-992-4026 Valentine's Day Not-so-Sweet Poem: ---973-409-3280 For Single's on Valentine's Day: ---401-992-4047 Valentine's Day Sucks!: ---781-452-2069 ---------------------------------- Hottest Voicemail EVER: ---216-912-0163 Birth Control Reminder: ---413-497-0047 Drunk Dial Hotline: ---386-682-3997 Piss on You!: ---949-313-0673 Call to Confess: ---207-228-0146 Randy's Rectal Removers: ---401-992-4051 Call For Luck: ---571-527-2046 Not-So-Sweet Poem: ---772-257-4417 He's Not Right for You: ---609-986-0369 Get Over It Day Hotline: ---215-475-5059 Vent Hotline: ---205-453-6027 Telemarketer's Nightmare: ---909-723-5660 Breaking News: ---267-385-3706 What, you don't speak Vietnamese?: ---301-917-2204 You Can Do It?: ---443-321-0689 ---------------------------------- Prankster's Assistance Hotline: ---781-452-0842 Rick Roll: ---772-257-4501 ---------------------------------- Political Headquaters for Clinton: ---240-258-4002 Political Headquaters for Obama: ---240-258-4001 Political Headquaters for McCain: ---240-258-4000 ---------------------------------- Just Thought You Should Know-Teeth: ---631-960-7172 Just Thought You Should Know-Booger: ---631-960-7169 ---------------------------------- Frustration Hotline: ---805-351-8307 WTF? (please hang up): ---424-202-6981 Annoying Sound: ---603-413-4140 Call to Silence: ---301-576-1106 ---------------------------------- Comedy Call "Learning": ---316-201-9349 Comedy Call, Everyone Farts: ---317-352-6526 Comedy Call, Interview Tip: ---318-751-9054 ---------------------------------- Employment Hotline: ---401-992-4052 I Quit! Hotline: ---413-497-0049 You're Fired! Hotline: ---413-497-0050 Professional Reference Line: ---413-497-0051 ---------------------------------- Bad Connection Female: ---757-201-9026 Bad Connection Male: ---270-392-3043 ---------------------------------- Leave a Message Female: ---845-290-8610 Leave a Message Male: ---502-554-9135 ---------------------------------- Spanish Rejection Hotline Female: ---915-307-9199 Spanish Rejection Hotline Male: ---786-871-6150

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