*NEW* "HUMOR HOTLINES" LAUNCHING EVERY MONTH!!!

February '08:   FIVE (5) New Valentine's Day Hotlines! (something for everyone!)

   1) The official "Valentines Day SUCKS" Hotline is: 401-992-4027 
     (Whether YOU hate Valentine’s Day or just know some bitter people who do, you should probably check this out :)

    2) Give a quick call to the "Valentines Day is EVIL" Hotline: 401-992-4026
     (Because there are a lot of true/evil facts YOU NEED TO KNOW about Valentine’s Day! :)

    3) Everyone who is SINGLE on Valentines Day needs to call: 401-992-4047
     (Especially single guys looking to pick up a single girl on Valentines Night :)

    4) The Best Valentines Day Gift you can EVER give... is this phone number: 973-409-3278
     (Seriously. Don't spend money on a Valentines Day gift this year, just give your significant other this number :)

    5) Instead of a traditional Valentine Card, just give loved ones this number to call: 973-409-3280 
     (It's not exactly a nice/sweet Hallmark Card, but at least they'll know you were thinking of them :)

January '08        Groundhog Day (SUCKS) Hotline: 413-497-0038

December '07    Call To Santa (NOT intended for young kids!) is: 413-241-2498

November '07     "Just Thought You Should Know" Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7178

October '07       The Breakup Bitch: 817-256-9693   |   The Breakup Butler: 401-427-2990

The Best of '07:  It Could Always Suck More: 781-382-3756