“TIMELY MESSAGE” SAND TIMERS

These “Timely Message” sand-timers come in four different phrases.

1. For the person who’s always getting in an argument:
   “Personality Deficit Disorders: I’ll Piss You Off This Fast.”
2. For every girl’s nightstand:
   “Outlast the Sex Timer -Or- Enter the Sex Hall of Shame.”
3. And for those of us that can’t stay with one person:
   “Attention Deficit Dating: My Relationships Last This Long.”
4. For the horny guy (or girl!) whose mind is always on one thing:
   “I spend this much time a day thinking NON-sexual thoughts”