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OUR NEW HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS
Presidential Polling Center:
---781-452-2074
Billion Dollar Bailout:
---781-452-2073
Call Sarah Palin's Cell Phone:
---973-409-3264
Psychiatric Hotline:
---973-409-3277
The Mind Reader Hotline:
---781-452-0841
Investment Advice (Humor) Hotline:
---781-452-2078
High Gas Prices? (Humor) Hotline:
---772-257-4485
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OTHER HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS
The Original Rejection Hotline:
---212-660-2245
It Could Always Suck More:
---505-346-0102
Bad Breath Notification:
---631-960-7187
The Breakup Butler:
---803-234-8035
The Breakup Bitch:
---202-629-9213
One-Night-Stand Hotline:
---352-327-9031
The Tooth Fairy:
---215-475-5060
Call to Santa Claus:
---973-409-3282
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It Could Always Suck More:
---505-346-0102
One-Night-Stand Hotline:
---352-327-9031
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Bad Breath Notification Number:
---631-960-7187
Body Odor Notification Number:
---631-960-7171
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The Breakup Bitch (mean):
---202-629-9213
The Breakup Bitch (no booty calls!):
---267-656-2028
The Breakup Butler (mean):
---803-234-8035
The Breakup Butler (gentle):
---202-448-8883
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Call to Santa Claus:
---973-409-3282
The Tooth Fairy:
---215-475-5060
Groundhog's Day Hotline:
---413-497-0038
The Easter Bunny's Cell Phone:
---973-409-3313
"Happy Mother's Day" Hotline:
---202-629-9227
"Happy Father's Day" Hotline:
---772-257-4480
Valentine's Day is Evil:
---401-992-4026
Valentine's Day Not-so-Sweet Poem:
---973-409-3280
For Single's on Valentine's Day:
---401-992-4047
Valentine's Day Sucks!:
---781-452-2069
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Hottest Voicemail EVER:
---216-912-0163
Birth Control Reminder:
---413-497-0047
Drunk Dial Hotline:
---386-682-3997
Piss on You!:
---949-313-0673
Call to Confess:
---207-228-0146
Randy's Rectal Removers:
---401-992-4051
Call For Luck:
---571-527-2046
Not-So-Sweet Poem:
---772-257-4417
He's Not Right for You:
---609-986-0369
Get Over It Day Hotline:
---215-475-5059
Vent Hotline:
---205-453-6027
Telemarketer's Nightmare:
---909-723-5660
Breaking News:
---267-385-3706
What, you don't speak Vietnamese?:
---301-917-2204
You Can Do It?:
---443-321-0689
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Prankster's Assistance Hotline:
---781-452-0842
Rick Roll:
---772-257-4501
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Political Headquaters for Obama:
---917-475-0051
Political Headquaters for McCain:
---917-475-0050
Political Headquaters for Clinton:
---917-475-0052
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Just Thought You Should Know-Teeth:
---631-960-7172
Just Thought You Should Know-Booger:
---631-960-7169
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Frustration Hotline:
---805-351-8307
WTF? (please hang up):
---424-202-6981
Annoying Sound:
---603-413-4140
Call to Silence:
---301-576-1106
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Comedy Call "Learning":
---316-201-9349
Comedy Call, Everyone Farts:
---317-352-6526
Comedy Call, Interview Tip:
---318-751-9054
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Employment Hotline:
---401-992-4052
I Quit! Hotline:
---413-497-0049
You're Fired! Hotline:
---413-497-0050
Professional Reference Line:
---413-497-0051
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Bad Connection Female:
---757-201-9026
Bad Connection Male:
---270-392-3043
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Leave a Message Female:
---845-290-8610
Leave a Message Male:
---502-554-9135
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Spanish Rejection Hotline Female:
---915-307-9199
Spanish Rejection Hotline Male:
---786-871-6150
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