Rejection Hotline--NEWSLETTER
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  RejectionHotline.com’s May Newsletter - In This Issue:
1) Controversial new “Happy Mother’s Day” Humor Hotline
2) Comedy Calls – Farting is Better than Learning?!?
3) The Easiest Internship EVER!
  Controversial new “Happy Mother’s Day” Humor Hotline 202-629-9227:

Message from Jeff:
We apologize in advance to anyone who is offended by our new Mother’s Day Hotline (and we’re serious about the warning that you should definitely call it yourself BEFORE sending it to mom!)

It’s definitely been one of the most controversial Humor Hotlines we’ve ever produced - and it almost didn’t launch at all because the initial feedback to the first draft of the script from some of the RH staff was:

- “Hell no!”
- “I think I’m gonna throw up!”
- “No way would I tell someone to call that!”
- “Jeff, seriously, that’s disgusting!”

Well, I know you can’t please EVERYONE, but that first-draft of the Mother’s Day Hotline had gone 0 for 4 (and I think some of them were genuinely offended). So I decided to scrap it and went back to work on some other stuff. But then Steve came in the next day and asked to read the script that some of the girls in the office were apparently still complaining about. His response? “Dude, that’s f*ckin’ funny!” It was then that I realized that the feedback the day before was from Vicki, Sarah, Lois, and Leigh Ann – all the GIRLS in the office – because somehow all the guys were out of the office during that first reading (Josh was out of town, Steve was at lunch, Clay was out sick, and Bryan was off Kite-Boarding).

So I pulled the script back out, made some edits (including a few to address specific lines that had previously made people gag), and then ran it by Bryan, Josh, Clay, and a bunch of my other friends. While most of them still cringed when they heard it and thought it was pretty gross, they definitely all laughed. So, anyway, while we realize it might be borderline inappropriate, here’s the new “Happy Mother’s Day” Hotline: 202-629-9227

P.S. If you really are offended by that (or you just think it sucks), we’ve got a second “Happy Mother’s Day” Humor Hotline you can check out instead: 781-452-0845

(as always, any/all feedback is appreciated: feedback@RHbrands.com)

 
 
  Comedy Calls: Farting is better than Learning?:

Last month, we partnered with Rooftop Comedy (www.RooftopComedy.com) to launch “Comedy Calls” by putting some stand-up comedy routines up on some of our Humor Hotline phone numbers.

Based on the total calls to each number, so far, it looks like this is these are the rankings from most popular to least popular:

#1: Learning is Fun(ny): 316-201-9349
#2: Everyone Farts: 317-352-6526
#3: Interview Tip: 318-751-9054

But there’s still time for your voice to be heard! Call them all and then pass on the number to the one you like best (so it gets more calls than the other two!)

  Want to work for the Coolest Company on the Planet?!?:

BE PART OF THE RH BRANDS (REJECTION HOTLINE) TEAM!!

Do you need "work experience" for your resume?
Do you need an internship to graduate?
Do you just really like the Rejection Hotline stuff?

Well, then we have exactly what you are looking for! This is the Coolest and Easiest internship ever! (aka "Improve your resume in 60 minutes or less!")

There are no interviews, no rushing to the office or meeting with your boss...this really is as easy as filling out the form on our Easiest Internship Page, spreading the word about a few of our Humor Hotlines, and then dropping us an email!

P.S. If you’re in the Atlanta-area for the summer and are looking for a REAL in-office internship (not just the “Easiest Internship Ever” described above), contact interns@RejectionHotline.com and let us know why you want to work for us and why you’d be a good fit.

P.P.S. If you’re a Creative Writer or a Video creator, contact us to find out how to get paid to feature one of our Humor Hotlines in your writing or videos! creative@RejectionHotline.com

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617-861-3962 
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212-201-3517
 
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Rejection Hotline - Old Man:
571-527-2045
Spanish Rejection Hotline - Male:
786-871-6150
 
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949-313-0673
 
 
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Annoying Sound:
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772-257-4417
 
 
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617-502-8297
 
 
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267-385-3706
 
 
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301-917-2204
 
 
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424-202-6981
 
 
Rick Roll:
772-257-4501
 
 
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757-201-9026
 
 
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414-203-0274
 
 
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502-554-9135
 
 
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804-205-9536
 
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631-960-7177
 
 
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