Rejection Hotline--NEWSLETTER
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Whether you’re sick of all the campaign/election coverage or whether you can’t get enough of it, if you want to know the REAL reason to vote (or not vote) for a specific candidate, just dial the numbers below (their “Campaign Headquarters” Hotline number – well, if RejectionHotline.com was running the campaigns!) and please, pass them on!!!
Call the (fake) Campaign Headquarters of:
John McCain (917-475-0050)
Barak Obama (917-475-0051)
Hillary Clinton (917-475-0052)
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April Fool’s Day was our highest call volume Day of 2008! This was partly because a record-number of people were texting their friends to call them back at 413-497-0025 (our Bad Breath Notification Number) but also because our new April Fool’s Day Assistance Hotline (the number people used for any joke or prank that required a contact number) was receiving thousands of calls per hour throughout the day!
[NOTE: If you were one of the people that used that number in prank – OR got tricked into calling it! – please tell us about it: AprilFools@RejectionHotline.com]
But that got us thinking… Pranks and jokes shouldn’t be limited to just one day a year! So we changed the words “April Fool’s Day Assistance Hotline” to “Prank Assistance Hotline” and you can now use 781-452-0842 as the contact number for any joke or prank you pull all year long! |
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Speaking of pranks, many of you have probably heard about the whole “Rick Roll” phenomenon, described by Wikipedia as:
“Rickrolling is a prank involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". In a RickRoll, a person provides a link they claim is relevant to a given topic, but it then takes the user to the Astley video. It can also mean playing the song loudly in public in order to be disruptive. A person who falls for the prank is said to be "RickRolled".
So, since MILLIONS of people are being Rick-Rolled and tricked into watching that song’s video (and since millions of people already use our phone numbers as pranks), we figured we should create the “Rick Roll Hotline” to see how many people would “Rick Roll” their friends by getting them to call!
The new “Rick Roll Hotline” is: 772-257-4501 |
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That Easter Bunny message was HILARIOUS but good thing I listened to it before letting my kids hear it!
- Cindy in Seattle, WA
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I will give you $1000 if you give me the name and REAL phone number of the girl on this voicemail message: 718-879-5787
- Chuck in Fort Worth, TX
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Three different people texted me the Bad Breath number! WTF? I brush my teeth every day!
- Melanie in Jacksonville, FL
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Talk to us: feedback@RejectionHotline.com
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After watching a recent South Park episode, we kinda felt bad for our Neighbors to the North so we decided to start expanding many of our services up to Canada!
THE REJECTION HOTLINE® 403-775-9982 (Calgary)
780-669-5270 (Edmonton)
905-963-0318 (Hamilton)
519-488-2355 (London)
514-667-0361 (Montreal)
613-686-3620 (Ottawa)
647-476-4910 (Toronto)
778-786-8557 (Vancouver)
250-984-0686 (Victoria)
204-272-3976 (Winnipeg)
OTHER HUMOR HOTLINES IN CANADA
403-456-6551 (Bad Breath Notification)
204-289-4330 (The One-Night-Stand Hotline)
905-769-4317 (The Breakup Butler)
519-266-4983 (The Breakup Bitch)
514-357-2771 (Piss on You!)
250-412-7599 (Almost to Voicemail)
647-827-0721 (It Could Always Suck More!)
COMING SOON: Much, much more
www.RejectionHotline.com
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